Wordless Wednesday #7 : Harimau Di Office

Minggu lepas negara Malaysia memenangi emas dalam sukan bola sepak di Sukan Sea. So, ia telah menjadi trend bila semua gambar / avatar di mana rangkaian sosial dan di semua tempat tidak mengira agama, kaum dan kelas, semua memakai jesi Harimau Muda / Malaysia. Oleh kerana terlalu bersemangat ketika itu, maka aku pon memakai baju bercorak harimau untuk menunjukkan yang aku ni penyokong Malaysia yang ke berapa juta ntah. tidak elok / tidak sopan rasanya kalau memakai jersi ketika hari berkerja itu. kalau time tu sabtu & ahad, memang aku sental je pakai jersi. btw, kenapa aku banyak cakap ni? hari ni bukan Wordless Wednesday  ke? hehehe..

hari ni memang bukan wordless wenesday. ikut suka aku lah nak post entri #ww. bahahaha

Wordless Wednesday #6 : Sebab - Sebab BerFACEBOOK

Spontaneous Thursday #5 : 100% Banjar

tadi saya pergi shooping, semua cakap cina dgn saya.
saya orang melayu & 100% banjar okey, bukannya chinese.
*baru balik dari KSL & Pasar Karat*

 

Spontaneous Thursday #3 : Oxygen

People say you can't live without LOVE,

I think OXYGEN is more important.

'I'm Falling In Love' - Cikgu Shida

Salam satu Malaysia dan selamat malam semua : )   Entri lepas aku dah post MV 'I'm Falling In Love' by Dato' Siti Nurhaliza kan tapi kali ini jom kita layan MV yang telah di edit iaitu 'I'm Falling In Love' by Cikgu Shida. Sumpah lawak! mak aku ketawa guling - guling tengok MV ni. hehehe.

 

Enjoy it!

Wordless Wednesday #4 : Amoi Atau Minachi?

Nak Pilih Calon Isteri

boleh di terima pakai ke ni?

hahaha..

Nak Pandai = Cari isteri cikgu
Nak sihat = Cari isteri doktor
Nak kaya = Cari isteri anak tan sri
Nak glamour = Cari isteri artis
Nak gaduh = Cari isteri samseng
Nak sembang = Cari isteri penceramah
Nak alim = Cari isteri ustazah
Nak gemuk = Cari isteri chef
Nak selamat = Cari isteri polis
Nak stylo = Cari isteri kaki shopping
NAK MAMPUS = Cari isteri muda yg 1 ofis dgn isteri tua..

 Nak ke pilih calon isteri seperti dalam pix ni? 

member dia cakap, muka dia "muka tegeng". 

waaaarrgggghhhh T__T #foreveralone laa nampaknya..

Wordless Wednesday #1 : Siang Dipendam Malam Balas Dendam

Siang Di Pendam

Malam Balas Dendam

SHINee's ring ding dong teletubbies style ^^

salam. malam - malam macam ni bosan lak. nak tidur tapi mata ni tak boleh nak lelap pula. oleh kerana tak tahu nak buat apa, aku pon ber"you-tube" laa. hehehe. tiba - tiba terjumpa video ni. rasa macam cumel dan best pula. benda yang cute kena share bukan? so, enjoy watching this video ok!

       

i ♥ teletubbies

boleh jalan laa sama M-POP

Setelah Gambar Fatin Liyana, Gambar aku pula di Blog tersebut.

salam. hari ini aku merasa sangat bersemangat untuk update blog. at first, aku tak de idea nak tulis apa kat entry. so, aku pon bukak lah entri yang lama - lama untuk reply comment blogger lain. sedang aku tengah syok - syok reply comment untuk entri NEW HEADER I HANDMADE I 1ST TIME , aku terperasan satu comment daripada Saga Putih. dia suruh aku tengok entri sorang blogger ni. pada mulanya aku ignore kan je. tapi setelah 2 hari aku biar kan, aku rasa macam nak tahu lak sebab tajuk entri blogger tersebut Makwe 14 : Secretary nakal.

bila aku bukak je link blog tersebut, alangkah tekejut beruknya aku bila ternampak muka aku terpampang besar-besar badak kat entri itu. setelah aku perhatikan blog itu 5 minit, barulah aku perasan bahawa itu blog yang mengutuk wanita - wanita berfashion tapi berhijab. dan dia lah owner blog yang cakap dia hanya google sahaja gambar tersebut dan keluar gambar Fatin Liyana. 

 

okey, situasi aku sekarang ini sama macam Fatin Liyana. dia memberikan alasan bahawa dia googles awek muka cute dan keluar pix aku. aku buat perkara yang sama untuk memastikan betul atau tidak alasan yang diguna pakainya itu. okey, dia betul. agak pelik juga kerana ada gambar artis yang comel - comel juga di googles, dan ada juga gambar Hamis Jalika, Aily dan Chuckei. mungkin kerana pix aku yang pertama sekali di page google itu. hohoho.

okey, jom usha entri mamat tu.

okey, aku nak beritahu ni (macam MR K lak), aku bukan lah secretary dan muka aku ni langsung tak nakal yee. muka NERD laa. apa laa. eh, i ni duduk kat office, tapi datuk - datuk dan CEO tak de pon nak ngurat. lagi pun i dah ada MR D okey. nak campak mana dia tu. jap jap, pix yang u ambil and letak kat entri tu, i letak kat entri blog i. entri yang bertajuk Muka Saya Macam Muka Awek Nerd Yang Comel Tak?.  entri tu i buat untuk kawan blogger u yang terfaktab tu laa, MR K yang gedik tu. 

btw, tak marah langsung u menggunakan gambar i tanpa memberitahu i. malah i rasa kelakar kerana muka i macam secretary nakal ke? hohoho. cannot go laa der. cuma i ada terbaca u reply comment dari blogger lain. i agak kucewa laa tapi it's okey laa. malas nak cakap. i cuma nak terangkan kenapa i pakai lens dan pakai cermin mata. hari tu i pakai lens, then kawan i letak cermin mata rabun dia kat dalam kereta. dek kerana boring time dalam kereta tu, i pon saja laa plesing dengan cermin mata dia. cermin mata dia cute and cantik sebab bingkai dia colour pink. i tak nak publish pon picture tu kat FB atau pon mana - mana laman sosial. tapi bila nak buat entri untuk Mr K tu, i terpaksa guna picture tu. bukan sebab umur i dah tak panjang yee. harap maklum.

bukan nak marah, cuma nak beritahu je. eeerr.. i dah terbaca blog u. so i nak cakap " hi dude! eh, i tak de no tel rumah laa. no tel office ada laa. tapi i takut laa nak bagi u, nanti CEO dan Datuk - datuk kat office i marah lak sebab dok gayut dengan u je.." hehehe.

p/s : jangan nak gatal sangat. nanti GF u marah lak : )

Ah Beng oh Ah Beng

 Just jokes...no offense to anyone

    Ah Beng  - NEW STUFF
    ************ ********
   
    Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
    He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
    'My Mobile No. Has changed.
    Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
   
    ============ ========= ========= ======
    Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
    Friend: Really, what is he studying.
    Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ===
    Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
    DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
    Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ====
    Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
    Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
    Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ==
    Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD'
    Wife: How do you know??
    Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
    Oh GOD! U have come again.
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ====
    Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
    except the TV in my house.'
    Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
    Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ==
    Ah Beng  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
    He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ======
    How do you recognize Ah Beng  in School?
    He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========
    Once  Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
    So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
    announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
    Ah Beng  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
    Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
    Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
    Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
    Ah Beng  - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
    Teacher: 'I killed a person' . Convert this sentence into future tense
    Ah Beng : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
    Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
    Servant: 'It's already raining.'
    Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
   
    ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
    A man asked Ah Beng  why  Najib goes walking in the Evening and not
    in the morning. Ah Beng replied  Najib is PM not AM

LAWAK TAK INGAT..

Banta goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses.

  

On his way home, Banta puts on his new x-ray glasses and, bingo! He sees everyone in the street naked. He takes them off for a moment, and everyone has their clothes on. Puts the glasses back on... Everyone is naked! "Cool!"

As he arrives back home, he is eager to show his new toy to his wife, Preeto, but can't find her. He goes up to the bedroom and finds his wife and one of his colleague, naked in bed. He takes his glasses off, and the two are still naked. He puts them back on, and they are still naked.

 

Banta  says, "Damn it, I just paid fifty bucks for it, aur  saala  kharab  bhi  ho gaya!!!! Made in China hoga.